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love in the time of smog
“Tell me how I’m supposed to breathe with no air? Can’t live, can’t breathe with no air.” When Jordin Sparks sang those words back in 2008, she probably had no idea Apollo was speaking through her, that she had become a vessel of prophecy cosplaying those of us who have the misfortune of simply existing…
things to do in winters to liven up your dead days
things to do in winter to liven up your dead days Death would be a mercy to a body dead and rotten at its core, but here you are, strong and trying. Little by little, you learn to grab what life you can to survive the dead-cold winters of your heart. Forever in need of…
Another Modest Proposal
Another Modest Proposal For preventing school-going children in Pakistan, from being exploited on the premises of their prestigious educational institutions, and for curbing the spread of corruption in the land. It is a melancholy object to those, who breathe the rich air of this country, and pledge their life to the nation’s prosperity, when they…
The bearded baby is at it again
The bearded baby is at it again. Crawling away from arrest warrants wasn’t enough exercise, the little darling had to slither into enemy territory. But the flight must have had his undies twisted, he had to throw a tantrum as soon as a mic was lodged in front of his giant taqiyah-wearing head. Perhaps the…
