The bearded baby is at it again.
Crawling away from arrest warrants wasn’t enough exercise, the little darling had to slither into enemy territory. But the flight must have had his undies twisted, he had to throw a tantrum as soon as a mic was lodged in front of his giant taqiyah-wearing head. Perhaps the physical act of extolling his religious milestones, and digging for favours just scratches an itch in his white chin plumage. One would imagine the itch returned when he was supposed to perform the Rustam-worthy feat of presenting awards to young orphan girls. The non-mahram contact surely set off an annoying allergic reaction, forcing the bearded baby to exit stage right. If that is true, how could he have survived while taking photos with an air hostess. One is forced to ponder. The scholar who has an extensive knowledge of biology and chemistry wouldn’t have forgotten to take his anti-allergy pills before endeavouring this necessary task.
Does the great mind take any other supplements before dropping sensational gems like, “It’s contradictory to say that pedophilia exists in an Islamic region”? It’s not the first time an intellectual has taken a personal affront from challenging questions (baby ki darhi me tinka?) or used semantics to turn the question on its head. Whatever denial the scholar must be in, one thing’s for certain. If temperament were a widely accepted measure for infantilization, one would most assuredly worry about the bearded baby’s stay in the pedophile-infested country.
Still insatiable, the great mind decided to make pronouncements that could only be decoded as pre-linguistic vocalisations, or jibber jabber. What else could one term the over-done, milked-dry, prehistoric attempt to pin the blame of assault on the woman’s clothing? Or the assertion that a man whose sexual light bulb is not lit up by watching a woman on screen for more than 20 minutes should sound the medical alarms? The beard does provide an interesting study in how to offend both genders at the same time. Perhaps, the paramedics should be sent to the aid of this learned icon before his brain explodes from the constant stream of these jaw-dropping arguments.
Are unmarried women “public property” or does the baby just hate the idea of a woman living for herself instead of wiping the bottom of another man-child? When will the state stop sponsoring mind-numbing, non-sensical, tantrum-throwing scholars? When will the masses realise that these saints are plucking us by the beard and blowing it in our faces? When will critical thinking and basic human decency prevail over the idolization of severely un-Islamic icons? This author urges you to press pause on the YouTube video and leaves you to contemplate these very good questions.